Say, kids, there's way more ways to make music than by singing, whistling, and hand-in-armpitting!
Meet Cecil Dill, manualist!
In another YouTube clip, he performs "Let Me Call You Sweetheart" and explains he keeps his hands limber by milking ten cows a day. But that clip didn't have the same frozen-skull monologue this one did.
And then there's Joseph Pujol, a.k.a. Le Petomane. Here's a man who became the toast of Moulin Rouge for his... oh, how can I put this?... fartistry. He even had a short film made about him, and here's the trailer for it.