Tell me this doesn't look fantastic

The legendary 1972 movie The Thing With Two Heads, starring Ray Milland and Rosey Grier, tells the deeply moving story of... well, to quote the poster, "They transplanted a white bigot's head on a soul brother's body!"

I actually saw a clip of this in It Came From Hollywood, a compilation of some of the worst of the silver screen. It showed Lila (Chelsea Brown) seeing her boyfriend for the first time post-transplant. The first thing she said to him: "You get into more shit..." The second: "So, um... do you have two of anything else?"

Snakes on a Plane has NOTHING on this.